路痴也有離家的一天

大家好,我是大路痴,請叫我子木君。

昨天睡醒時是下午四點了。別問我做了什麼,我怎麼會記得呢?我只知道我收拾了一下行李,然後和家人去吃 McDonald 很不值得的家庭套餐。大家都吃得很不甘心,我也吃得很無奈。不過是吃一餐,為啥就不能隨便點兒?

吃飽了回家把行李最有一次包好,兩點睡覺。這次應還沒有少些什麼了。話說我的記憶真不想話,一直忘記自己放了什麼進去。==” 唉。沒辦法。我已是個老人了。

今天早上十點半開車去剪頭髮,是那個姐姐常去的那裡。原本有兩個理髮師,現在剩下一個了。原本二十分鐘的車程,我走錯路變成了半小時。==‘’ 原本麵粉廠應該在右邊,我到了麵粉廠是它卻在左邊。唉,我這個大路痴,結果要轉回頭。還好至少沒迷路。XD

到了那裡,有很多店屋。因為理髮店的門是後門,所以我在走廊裡找,但都沒有找到。後來只好問人,走到很裡面進去,才找到了。哇,真不容易。

有個人在電頭髮,因為我遲到了啦。沒關係,我可以等。原來那理髮師 – 也就是我和就姐姐都覺得比較好的那個,另一個在家做了 – 常常出國旅行。說是小時候算命師就告訴她三十歲以後會常出國,結果她真的老是找到免費機票,去過很多次歐洲了。

她還提起有個顧客從美國買了很多個 Coach 回來買。==” 那邊的價錢是這裡的三成,就好像 Levi’s 一樣,都是超級便宜的。><

看來剩下她一個人,就不能做那麼多生意。於是很多顧客她都要求他們遲點,或則是明天來。沒辦法啦。人生就是這樣。=3

剪完頭髮就回家。沖好涼下來,媽媽買了芋頭飯。啊,很久以後才會吃到這個三層肉了。><

猜猜我是誰?xD

假喵的子木

Imma leave on a JET plane

Dear my lovely pillow, I will be leaving on a jet plane tonight. Will be away from home for a very long time, so please take good care of yourself. Stay healthy. Stay fluffy. Stay lovely. I promise I’ll come home. =)

You must be wondering: how is this fucking fellow gonna leave on a JET plane. Many fail to understand the meaning within the lyrics, and I used to wonder about that, too. Now that it’s my turn to leave, I’ve finally figured it out.

No he wasn’t leaving on a fucking real jet plane, he might not even be leaving on a plane; what he wanted to tell ‘s that, he was leaving for a “war”; not a real one, but a real fight; he’s leaving for something serious; he didn’t want to go; he got to go.

It’s the same for me; I am not going to the states for fun. No, definitely not for fun, of at least, not just that. I have my dream, and Imma pursue it, in the states.

Bless me, my loves. I know music will save my eternal soul. Yes he will.

p/s: I wanted to record the some, but I don’t have the time to. =(

JyyerGC